Procrastinators Anonymous

So much for studying. I need to go to PA. Procrastinators Anonymous...

I've been trawling fffound (website of procrastination dreams) and discovered this ditty. I love whoever wrote the second note. Comic Sans is definitely like the pre-school kid of the font world...

Clouds as an analogy for happiness...

How can an individual move from feeling like this?

To feeling like this?

Here are some of my suggestions....

Take a dip in this:

Hang out with this:

Live like this (in a house made of cheese!):

And, listen to this:

An homage to my New York steak.

An ode to din din in the form of a haiku...

Delicious steak mmm. 
Warms me from the inside out. 
It's what's for dinner.


 

Jonesin for shooting the curl in Mexico...

These photos, coupled with the tune below, make me wish I was surfing in Punta Mita, Mexico... right... now.

Click here for the surf tune.

The canine embodiment of how I feel right now...

Math is the worst.

Owls vs. Physics

Instead of studying for a Physics final, I spent two hours drawing things with my fingers on my Mum's iPad. I think I've missed my calling as a cartoonist...

So... this is unfortunate.

"How did this happen?" is what I ask myself.

"How will I be able to surf the internet late at night when my contacts are too dry to keep in?" is my follow-up question.

"How will my campaign to earn the title of "world's number 1 procrastinator ever" endure?!" is my swan song.

Cruising Cooler

I never wanted something as much as I want this.
Click this to go to cooler town!

I'd be happy coasting around the streets of LA, drinking Snapple Diet Peach Iced Tea and eating snacks out of the cooler for the rest of my life.

Ambition, I knew thee once. Until the cooler came into my life.