So... this is unfortunate.

"How did this happen?" is what I ask myself.

"How will I be able to surf the internet late at night when my contacts are too dry to keep in?" is my follow-up question.

"How will my campaign to earn the title of "world's number 1 procrastinator ever" endure?!" is my swan song.

Cruising Cooler

I never wanted something as much as I want this.
Click this to go to cooler town!

I'd be happy coasting around the streets of LA, drinking Snapple Diet Peach Iced Tea and eating snacks out of the cooler for the rest of my life.

Ambition, I knew thee once. Until the cooler came into my life.